Jake: But Neddy’s from the same place you’re from and he’s a wet hotdog around everyone
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Who I want the new Star Trek captain to be:
Who the new Star Trek captain probably will be:
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@7 years ago with 9425 notesJim Kirk probably introduces Bones as My Bitter Half
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@7 years ago with 4961 notesi can’t believe the x men franchise is basically a #discourse war between two popular sjw bloggers that got wildly out of hand
Professor “uwu” Xavier and “Down with Cis” Lensherr
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@7 years ago with 21114 notesTwice my age and from Scotland.
smoky, full-bodied and leaves you gasping a little.
left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen
that last one
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@7 years ago with 239812 notestangarangA dog person by not even emily
person 1: why didn’t you tell me you were a WEREWOLF????
person 2: on our first date i said i was a “dog person”
person 1: …… man you’re right….
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